CUPBOARD OF FAME

BIG UP BOUTIQUE The stars pay homage to us on film

RANDOM PISSHEAD GENERATOR A tribute to heroes

BERKS REUNITED Find that saucy bit of stuff from the last Club Beer you went to

DOORBITCH She thinks being rude is funny when in fact it's just rude

BOBBY GILLESPIE'S HAIR The Club Beer house band

MEN WITH BEARDS Hairy blokes

STEVE PECK KIng of stubble

MOVIE GALLERY Next year's Oscar winners

CLUB BEER RECIPES Scran we dig

TONY'S BEER SHRINE Worship the holy ale

EXCUSES BOARD Your pathetic bleatings

DIMPLED GLASSES That mind control experiment in full

LICK MY FACE Seven weeks of weirdness

GARY'S EXCUSE Genius at work

JENNA BUSH TRIBUTE SITE A raised glass to the first daughter

HOW TO USE BEER Years of experience put to good use

PORTUGAL DRINKING A guide to getting rat arsed in the sun

HAVE YOU SEEN MY DOG? Please help

PROTECT AND SURVIVE How to survive World War 3

FESTIVAL DRINKING More Portugese boozing

OLDSPEAK Get hip to the groove, kiddio

UNCOOLEST FIFTY Least influential people in rock

THE BRUNSWICK APPEAL Like "Live Aid" but with beer

Back in the days when this was the Club Beer Hall Of Fame, there were a loads of words on this page about hope and beauty and love and the pursuit of laziness. But then the world got smaller and the hall turned into a cupboard and the words had to go to fit in all the beautiful things we wanted to show our new friends. It's a different century now, after all. A time of progress, of determination, of big pictures. Should you ever wish to view those words, though, a quaint throwback to a simpler, more noble time, then fret not. Press here and a world of excellence is yours once more.