Welcome fellow berk!

We know how difficult it is to remember what you did the night after a Club Beer. You sank fifteen pints, seven shorts and a few glasses of the vodka with white chocolate bits in it, after all. You can't be expected to recollect a thing, let alone anyone you spoke to or even copped off with. It's all a blank, isn't it? That's why so few of you come back to Club Beer a second time. You drink so much you forget where the venue is.

Even so, there are still those moments when you wake up screaming in the middle of the night with someone's face burned onto your subconsciousness. You see his or her features as clear as day before you, but you're damned if you can remember their name. They look so attractive, so intelligent, so alluring. You have an inkling that they laughed at your jokes. No one's done that for years. You must find them again. But how? How?

Welcome, then, to Berks Reunited, our vaguely comedic rip off of the Friends Reunited website. First you have to fill out a form, telling us which Club Beer you attended, what you might have been wearing, how drunk you were, and that kind of thing. To do that press here. Then click on one of the links below to see the other people who've also signed up. One of them must be the person you're looking for. And if it's not then just pick a likely candidate and lie. Works for us every time.