CLUB BEER TWO - IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING...ETC


I made a tenner out of the first Club Beer. Angus made a bit more but I'd borrowed loads of money that night to buy pasties and ale and the taxi home was a packet. So we thought, let's get some students to pay us a large wodge of cash so we can throw a party for our mates (and new friends, natch) and walk off with pockets full of crinkly beer tokens.
Enter Alan at the London School Of Economics who liked the idea and had a basement venue that sounded perfect. And it was. This one was in November sometime in 1999 and it was beyond mental, as far I can remember. The students flocked down as soon as we played "Uptown Girl" and got rowdier and rowdier with every dodgy seven inch played. I had to go and rescue the inflatables from some rugby playing types who were attacking people with them (which reminds me, three of the original five were stolen at the first Club Beer you bastards. I'd be annoyed if I hadn't have swindled them from someone myself). People actually shouted "Yes, it's The Proclaimers!" when we played "500 Miles". We had a barbecue and some sausages on stage because it was meant to be the Club Beer Summer Party, and someone swiped the whole lot at the end of the night. All in all, fine beery behaviour from all concerned.

 

CLUB BEER TWO AND A HALF - THE GREAT ALE'N'PIES SWINDLE


We went corporate. People came to us with huge sums of cash to play parties and we jumped through hoops like the feckless whores we are. We did the Melody Maker darts party, and the Times Metro Party but, weirdest of all was The Times Christmas party at the Reform Club. Our support band was a string quartet, we stuffed our faces during a plush banquet in a library room, "I Could Be So Good For You" cleared the floor, and hordes of people danced to Status Quo. See some very scary pics
here

 

This way for Chapter Three