CLUB
BEER 3 - THE RIVER OF FIRE
The third Club Beer spectacular
came and went from the London School Of Economics in the early
hours of January 22. It was, in a word, AWESOME. A word, though,
about the spectacular CLUB BEER RIVER OF FIRE. We have heard
reports of people who didn't think it took place. To set their
minds at rest, we have spoken to the organisers of the RIVER
OF FIRE SPECTACULAR (TM), "River Of Fire Brigade PLC",
who've released the following statement:
"We are delighted that so many people were able to experience
the CLUB BEER RIVER OF FIRE SPECTACULAR in London yesterday.
All pyrotechnic devices functioned in the desired maner, and
the two that didn't were found to have been being operated by
people too drunk to remember their own home addresses. To those
people who have expressed disappointment over the display - in
particular, to Amber, who commented "you mean it was just
you lot waving those cigarette lighters above your heads while
you played the Doors record?", we would like to extend the
following information. 'River Of Fire Brigade plc was not resposible
for the promotion of Club Beer River Of Fire, nor was it in control
of the grandiose claims these people may have made. We told them,
if you set a budget of twelve quid, all we can do is give you
a bunch of cigarette lighters to wave over your heads. They said
this was fine. Then they told everyone it was going to be a River
Of Fire Spectacular. Which of course it was - but only in a cigarette
lighter sort of way. So it happened, and it did what it was supposed
to do, but if you thought it was a bit crap it's your own fault
for thinking those noted cheapskates Angus and Ian would have
it any other way."
And we think that just about says it all.
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