As practicing doctors we're often asked, "Why do you like Jenna Bush so much? Is it just because she's a young, pretty girl who likes to drink and appears to have no respect for authority, even though her father is one of the most powerful men in the world?" And, nine times out of then, we're able to reply with a simple, "Yes, that's it exactly" and then get on with our day. But on that one occasion when we feel that a more detailed explanation is called for, here's what we say:

"Well, young Richard, all of those things you mention are attractive qualities in a young lady, American or otherwise. We like the fact that she drinks beer, because the brown fizzy nectar is something that's very close to our hearts. We run Club Beer, after all, so we couldn't really admire a girl who didn't like to glug the mead. That Jenna is fair of face and decent of countenance is also pleasing to our dumb male minds, especially because there's some sort of weird twisted thrill in fancying the daughter of someone who's so physically, morally and spiritually disgusting, but the less said about that the better, eh, young fella me lad. You'll understand when you're older. As for her utter disregard for the law and the status of her old man, well that's possibly the best part of it all. She didn't seem to care that she ran the risk of bringing her father into disrepute by breaking the law, and when she got stuck into the ale a mere two weeks after being caught the first time she was just confirming the fact that she really doesn't give a shit about anything except herself and her drinking. And, heck, we can't help filling up with emotion when confronted with such a noble philosophy. You know, really. A girl after our own heart and then some. But , above and over all of that, more than her looks, her attitude and her boozing, we like Jenna Bush for one very good reason. Because girls like her have been taking pity on blokes like us for centuries now, thanks to the twin wonders of alcohol and poor judgement, and when one of our own is in trouble it's the least we can do to put in a good word for her. Keep on being special, Jenna. You lift us up where we belong.

Anyway, enough of all that claptrap, here are some pics of the gal doing what she does best. If you have any pics of her drinking or want to photoshop up some fake ones, a bit like that business with Jamie Oliver and his weird tongue, then send them to us at club-beer@bigfoot.com. In the meantime, enjoy yourselves...