 This man is the Features Editor of The Face. There's a gag in there somewhere about the quality of this photo but we're damned if we can think of it. |
 Andy from Hairy Tongue acts like a "dance GURU" (his own words, inevitably) |
 Andy from Hairy Tongue's mate acts like "a berk" (our words) |
 "I'm a little teapot, short and stout..." |
 Zoe and pal have such a good time... |
 ...that this bloke has to have a quick nap. Of course, he hasn't been drinking. Oh no. Not at all. |