C CClub Beer babe Zoe goes on the pull	Oi mate, don't look now but this could be your lucky night
Then again....	Oh dear

Club Beer was, as usual, a sophisticated, classy affair...	Refined company, high class conversation...
(l-r) Gary Barlow, Lulu, Jason Orange, Howard	(l-r) Jenny, Kevin, Michael, and, erm, ah, well, errr...it's...no, don't tell me, I know this one...is it that Mark Owen...?

"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl...."

No, we have no idea what's going on here either